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Things have been busy here at the dp.com household. What with Father's Day keeping me at work more and all. It doesn't look like it's slowing down much either, as Back to School is just ahead. *sigh* The thing aboot being home less is when you are there, there is a lot to do. But it's fun. The yard is in bloom, my kitten is becoming a cat (that "helps" with chores), and when I do groceries I travel with the top down! My household stuff rocks!

Work is good too. It's not exactly smooth, but I am employed and the job is stable. In fact, I am being challenged by the new leadership. I kinda like that. It has renewed my motivation and junk. Just like They say it does! Who knew?

What else is going on that's exciting? Hmm....

3GS Baby! 16 GB, Black, and hopefully in my hands by the 26th... *sigh*

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Meryl Streep. I love you doll!

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Dear Universe,

Please grant me with a new iPhone. I know it is possible... JUST DO IT!

All my love,

Daniel

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Yeah, I totally stole this from La Coacha... *grin*

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Dudes. I have to say, I have a bit of a crush on Ryan Seacrest. I mean, say what you will. I know. He's not traditionally hawt. But he's so efficient and professional. You just know he keeps a VERY tidy house... Plus, you know he has to have a nice bod to fill out those shiny little suits he wears... Right? Anyhoo, so when I heard tell from my man (odd, I know) that there was a photo out there that highlighted Ryan's "Little Seacrest" (I totally get that joke, how did people miss that?) on Perez Hilton's blog I had to look. I was obligated even. So I pass it on. Better late than never!

Ryan's Seacrest!
(via Richard)

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This has been in my head for 2 days thanks to my lovely Twitter pals yo.

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I do love me some Rupaul... Heh!

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So last week, or the week before, I looked into the mirror and realized I needed a hair cut. Sadly a hair cut was not in the budget. But I knew the scissors were at hand. In fact, in the drawer to the left. It was just too easy. I then made the fatal error. I self-cut.

Now realize, this is a serious situation in any case, but as a GAY MAN this was a major error. I am lucky that Cher didn't swoop down out of the sky and beat me herself. But I was desperate! I had to look my best and a hair cut was NOT an option. So I picked up the scissors and got busy. Truth be told I was actually cuter than I had been for about 48 hours. It went downhill from there. Fast. In 4 days I looked bad. Haggard. Just bad. I see why self-styling is so risky.

So today I went in to my usual gal. We said hello, and she asked if I wanted anything different. I spilled the beans: "before we start, I have a confession." "I know", she replied with a smile. "You cut it yourself."

OMG. She could tell by looking. It was embarrassing. I had made the fatal error. My gay card was at risk...

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Okay, I'm not really asking. But this is awesome and full of cursing!
Gordon Ramsay Swears at You! (via).

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Look. It's my blog! OoOoOooo.... Sometimes I forget I have it. I swear someday I am going to ditch that time-suck Twitter and come home to this here blog. I'll do it too! Just not today.

Something about that Twitter fascinates me, tho I do hate how my particular "twitterfeed" is like 99% chat room. I remember the Old Days (yes I have been tweeting since like the first week or something so I get to say Old Days) someone would always call out the chatters and tell them to "get on AIM! This isn't a chat-room!" I don't really want to be that guy... Plus it is semi-interesting reading in that voyeuristic way, when I am not annoyed with it. What happened to the "What are you doing?" angle? Now it's all "@ @ @ @" conversations and you have to scroll around all crazy to keep up. *sigh* Plus I have seen more nudie self-twitpics than I can shake a stick at! Not that that's always a good thing. LOL. So I guess there are plusses and minuses. Still part of me wants to do away with it like I did the Plurk.

Anyhoo. So do you realize the year is nearly half over already? It is! Ask anyone you know working Retail. If that person in your life is me, let me just tell you then. Backpacks are landing people. Backpacks! That means Back to School. After that it's all downhill till Holiday. [insert cries of pain here] So get your shopping list together and plan that Holiday Ham... Have I instilled panic? Heh. So where was this paragraph going? Oh yeah. Time flies when you aren't blogging. I have been super busy with work. Plus our time off has been pleasantly filled with friends and time with my man. Last week we went to the big San Diego Zoo to check out the new Elephant Odyssey the have been building up in there. It was nice, but immature yet. Animals were still in the "acclimation" stages and weren't as visible as normal. The big cats weren't yet move!
d in. But otherwise super well done. My favorite part will always be Monkey Trails tho. Monkeys rule yo.

So yeah. Still alive and junk. Trying to figure out a balance between online life and real life and my cat. (Inside joke, the cat part. Kinda) If you get anything out of this post, it's the part in this next sentence: If you think I am ignoring you, I am not. I am just in a weird place right now.