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Why yeas, it is International Talk Like a Pirate Day. September 19th. Every year. Haha!
So enjoy my blog in Pirate Speak. All day long. You know you will!! LOL
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Hi kids, it's me! I know it's been a while. A long, long while. I think it was a good thing tho. I mean, the internet and I... well.. we needed time apart. I kept in touch on Twitter tho. I am an internet addict after all.
So where have I been. Hmm. Let's say I have been on a journey of self improvement. No! Don't say that. Sounds like I went to rehab for cry eye. Seriously tho, I have spent some time on me. I have hung out with my real-life friends, focused on work a bit more, and re-launched my fitness routine. Not to mention my cat, Versace. Hell, that princess could be a full time job on her own! I have also reconnected with an amazing person from my past. Just this past week actually. So life is good. Life is better even! (Isn't funny how ya lose 15 pounds and your whole outlook just changes?) I may just have stuff to blog about again... Yayz!
Anyhoo. No promises about writing every day. And the spam has GOT TO BE SOLVED. Yes, I mean that in all caps!
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Is this thing on?!?
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Red Bull Energy Douche
(courtesy of Brian, whom I am MEETING NEXT WEEK, OMG).
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I am absolutely lovin' this! So like NSFW and junk, but yo. I give you:
Shit'n On You Hoe (via).
Wow, right?
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... I just today discovered the most amazing website! It's called iWeatherman. I adore iWeatherman! Only because it is none other than my latest local news crush Mr. Kyle Hunter, now, and (through some searching) before he was so famous!! Where were you, internet? Why was I not made aware earlier? 2008? Really? I'd have posted his amateur daily weather reports! I'd have chatted up his cuteness! I'd have encouraged viewers!
I'd be a year ahead of the whole Kyle Hunter phenomenon!!
Damn. I had to find out through a link on Kyle's own Twitter page (@kylehunter) and then do a Google search. It was really just chance that I stumbled on my Kyle's YouTube page...
I hate missing out on stuff. But I do love me some Kyle Hunter! But not in that stalker way. We all know I am taken, and a monogamy boy. I just think Kyle rocks! I kinda look up to him since he has the career I wanted once upon a time. (But if I were single, slimmer, younger, and hawter I'd totally try to do him... whether he likes boys or not! Don't tell!)
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What a day! You know when you plan something so far out that you kinda forget about it? That's how it was with Wicked. We bought the tickets, when? Like April?! Something like that. So when Richard announced this past Sunday that "OMG we go to the play on Wednesday!" It was like being excited all over again!
So today was the big day, obviously. I was told to leave work early (my man likes to have plenty of time before an event like going downtown), which I did. Only to sit home waiting for HIM to leave work, which he did, LATE. But whatevs. In the meantime I ate all the leftover Tai food. Ha! Ha ha! I was already dressed, so had a bit of time. I felt really cute in my all black outfit that I wore last year to Dine Out For Life, which is important because those little pants fit again... It was what I wore to work too. LOL. Anyways, so he got home, we freshened up and were out the door. When we finally got downtown (it's a long 6 miles yo!) we were like an hour and a half early. We even found free parking! But that early, it was like... Now what? Richard surprised me with a side trip to The US Grant Hotel, where we had a cocktail and some delightful nibbles. Chilled prawns and some chicken fritters. Ya gotta love half off apps!
So the food took kinda long and we ended up rushing the block up to the Civic Theatre but made it right in time for seating. The folks in front of us getting in, bless their hearts, had apparently come to the wrong show. Theirs was last night. O.U.C.H. The wife was visibly seething. So that was entertaining. LOL. We get inside and our seats were really close. Far left aisle, but really, really close. It was great! The seats are weird. It was a lot more leg-room that I remember in the Golden Gate Theater in SF, but it may have been the section. They are really narrow tho. Like in that commercial with all the kids in their football pads that can't lean back at the same time, only no one has pads on. It was a relief when the older gentleman and his granddaughter moved over into the vacant seats. Except for when an hour into the show the owners of those seats ended up next to me.
Dude. PDA overload. First they were an hour late. I say you bar the doors after 15 minutes. But whatever. So they stumble in and sit, then they make out and giggle for like 10 minutes. Ew. And he's all in my space, touching me with all the contorted groping he's doing to her. I swear I could have reached around and been another set of hands and he'd not have noticed. Also, he stunk. It was either bad cologne or her perfume landed on him and soured. Either way, ew. Finally I moved and cleared my throat enough and they settled down and we watched the show. But after intermission, it was drama. First they discovered that gramps had stole their seats. LOL. She (the bitch!) decided not to say anything and stay where they were (hate her!). Later I swear he fingered her. As in... Yeah, like that.
However, in public you expect filth. In this case I sat next to it. I did not let that spoil my fun.
The show must go on! And what a SHOW! OMG! OMG! OMG!
Love. LOVE! I loved it! Go see it. Really. So. Worth. It.
happy
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A new version of EE is available! Am I in the mood for 1.6.8 today?
Hmmm....
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I love Tuesdays... Have I mentioned that? LOL. Of course I have. Today was a day of errands, lunch (mmm!), and chores. I had a fabulous time. Isn't that funny?
Anyhoo. Richard is starting dinner and I am relaxing with an adult beverage and some internet time. So I thought I might blog! *gasp* I know, right? Again so soon? Yes!
I just finished my reference questionnaire for Richard's application to become a Big Brother. It was interesting for me. One of the questions involved my giving a specific instance when he was interacting with a child and how I felt about it. It was tough because as I thought about it there have been so many! Richard loves kids, and the only feeling I am ever left with is that he is a natural parent. He adores kids! He has this innate "skill" (for lack of a better word) with children that I wish more parents had! I always feel kinda bad when I witness that tho, because I don't really want children. Sometimes I wish I felt different, for his sake. But I don't really. I do not see myself as a parent in anyway. Weird. Of course I didn't write all of that. TMI and all... It just got me thinking is all...
Anyway, wish him luck with the Big Brother thing. It'll be good for him, as well as the kid.
introspective
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So there we were, watching the evening news. On FOX. Not my favorite... Well, until lately. The new Weather Man is so hawt! I mean H.A.W.T. So I tuned in, even though we all know there was another Kyle before the FOX News Kyle. I clearly LOVE news. Anyhoo, so we were watching and it was time for the weather. My favorite part. Kyle Hunter. Helllooo Kyle! My Richard hates when I crush on news personalities but I can't help it. Have you seen Kyle? Well, if not, you have to trust me. I tried to Google him but as it turns out "Kyle Hunter" is a big porn name too... LOL
So yeah. Watching the weather with my main man Kyle and he asks his question. You see, every night he has a question he asks viewers and we are to reply via Twitter to @kylehunter (natch) as to our answer and if you are right, well... you might get mentioned ON THE NEWS. Tonight my man Richard had the right answer. When do tornadoes most often occur? Apparently between 2 and 6 PM! *squeal*
Now if I could just get @KyleHunter out for a drink... Hey! Get your mind out of the gutter! I am a married-ish man (stupid laws)! He just seems like good people, and I'd love to have a friend who knew if it was going to rain...
